yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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