Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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