Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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