Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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