Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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