As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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