I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm passing your future prison.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
