I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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