hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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