You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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