There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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