I cut my penus on the lid.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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