In the future we'll all be gay
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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