Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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