i don't like sucking hair
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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