so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
someone owes me an orgasm
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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