But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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