Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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