Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
