so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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