there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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