hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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