Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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