Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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