I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
50% drunk capacity currently
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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