she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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