yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i believe in u and ur pee
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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