Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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