And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just gargled with NyQuil
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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