ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
50% drunk capacity currently
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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