Pappa wants mamma naked
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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