Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
