I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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