when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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