i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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