quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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