3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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