we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
