I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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