so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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