Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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