In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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