Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
