Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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