idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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