Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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