he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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