I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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