You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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