i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
