brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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