ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Come on in and take your pants off
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