There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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