they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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